Thursday, September 17, 2009

Sms Heart

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Uski Aankhon Main

Posted: 16 Sep 2009 01:01 PM PDT

uski aankhon main koi dukh basa ha shayad.

ya mujhay khud hi koi waham howa ha shayad..

main ne pocha ke bhool gaye ho tum bhi..

pouch k aankain us ne mujh se kaha shayad..

Pathan Sms Jokes

Posted: 16 Sep 2009 01:00 PM PDT

Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.

Dost: Kiun?

Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par
Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja;-)

Happy Eid Mubarak

Posted: 16 Sep 2009 12:58 PM PDT

Here comes the Day, Once in a blue moon.

With Chanda mama shining up bright.

And blessing everyone. Her love so tender, merciful.

Shining down on the earth wishing us
Happy Eid Mubarak

Scratch To Read Answer

Posted: 16 Sep 2009 12:57 PM PDT

Ek Sardar ko Exam main Koi Sawal Nahi Aata Tha:

Sardar Ne Har Sawal K Neeche

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Is Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.




Scratch Kar K Answer Parh Len. :-)

Soi Hui Quom Ko Jaga Do

Posted: 16 Sep 2009 12:56 PM PDT

Sorry Aapki Neend Ko Disturb Kya.

Lekin Kya Karon Abhi Abhi Allama Iqbal
Mere Khuab Main Aaye Aur Kaha:

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"Soi Hui Quom Ko Jaga Do."

Aur Khud So Jao.

Good Night.

Sardar Sent Sms To His Boss

Posted: 16 Sep 2009 12:55 PM PDT

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

Husban Wife And Spare Tyre

Posted: 16 Sep 2009 12:55 PM PDT

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

Not Using Your Smile

Posted: 16 Sep 2009 12:54 PM PDT

"If you are not using your smile,
Then you are a person
with million dollars in the bank
having no cheque book"
(Shakespeare)

A Girl Is Like A Bird

Posted: 16 Sep 2009 12:54 PM PDT

A girl is like a bird..
The thing most pretty in this world..

The childhood of girls is their golden age.
After that world keeps them into a beautiful cage..

This innocent creature looks like a fairy..
Who loses her feathers aftr geting married..

She leads all her life in serving others..
She also has a heart none bothers..

A dress of hapiness n pleasure she wears..
But in every corner u find a girl sheding tears..!

My Lovely Friend

Posted: 16 Sep 2009 12:53 PM PDT

Met you, became friends,
shared secrets, freaked out,
had fun, fought with you,
Laughed with you, Smiled with you,
Cried with u, Hurt you, Teased you,
And here i am, still thinking of u..
Long journey, huh!!?
And we shall never let it end, right?

Just wanted u to know
that my lovely friend, u r valued!!!

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