Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Sms Heart

Sms Heart

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Pathan At Mobile Shop

Posted: 01 Sep 2009 01:27 PM PDT

Pathan: Yara mene mobile mai ganay load karwanay hen?

Shopkeeper: Acha card hai?

Pathan: Kaun sa card?
Shopkeeper: Memory card.

Pathan: Nehi yara ye card to nehi ha megar Shanakhati card hai.

Fruit Chat, Chana Chat, Sharbat

Posted: 01 Sep 2009 01:26 PM PDT

Karachi aur Uske Mazafaat Main.

Pakoray

Samosay

Fruit Chaat

Chana Chaat

Dahi Barray

Aur

Sharbat

Bananay Ka Time Ho Chuka Hai.




Zaban To Andar Karo. :-)

Riddle Text Messages

Posted: 01 Sep 2009 01:25 PM PDT

What you want to be in your next birth?

My bro/sis
My Friend
My Lover
My Enemy
My Husband/Wife
My b.f/g.f
My Son or Daughter
My relative
Any Other?

Reply With Reason.

Funny Pathan Text Messages

Posted: 01 Sep 2009 01:24 PM PDT

1 Pathan ne apny sary doston ko SMS bheja:

"Mera Mobile Number change ho gaya hai."

Pehle tha Nokia6610

Ab Hia.

Nokia2626

Please Now send me sms on Nokia 2626.

Question And Answer Text Messages

Posted: 01 Sep 2009 01:22 PM PDT

Complete this Sentence...

AhMeD
hai to acha magar . . . . . . ?
Reply Must :)

Roza Rakhne Ka Alarm

Posted: 01 Sep 2009 01:21 PM PDT

Trrrrn
Trrrrrrrrrn
Trrn
Trrrrrrn
.
.
.
.
Uth ja nestya Roza rakhn Da ALARM
Bajh reya ey
Uth nestya.

Ramadan Text Messages

Posted: 01 Sep 2009 01:20 PM PDT

Assalam-o-Alaykum

Aapko aaj meri taraf se iftari
ki dawat hai.
MC-DONALD
.
.
.
.
.
K Pass Wali Masjid main.

Funny Jokes Text Messages

Posted: 01 Sep 2009 01:19 PM PDT

Jab Kabhi Toot K Bikhro to Batana Mujhko...





Main Tumhain Welding waly k Paas le jaon ga. :-)

Funny Aftari Text Messages

Posted: 01 Sep 2009 01:18 PM PDT

Koi Ek Din Select Kar Len.

1. Sunday
2. Monday
3. Tuesday
4. Wednesday
5. Thursday
6. Friday
7. Saturday


Aur Us Din Mujhe Aftaari Pe Invite Kar Len. :-)
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