Saturday, August 1, 2009

Sms Heart

Sms Heart


Funny Load Shedding Text Messages

Posted: 31 Jul 2009 01:05 PM PDT

Wapda Walon se Achay To Machhar Hain Faraz...


Khoon To Woh Bhi Choostay Hain, Par Bill Nahi Mangtay....

Happy Marriage Text Messages

Posted: 31 Jul 2009 01:05 PM PDT

One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:

Before Marriage: Drink whenever you are SAD.

After Marriage: Drink whenever you are HAPPY.

Urdu Love Text Messages

Posted: 31 Jul 2009 01:04 PM PDT

Koi Shikwa Nahi, Gila Bhi Nahi,
Tu Bichra Nahi, Par Mila Bhi Nahi,

Ik Arsa Hua Teri Awaz Suny Huye.
Ye Bewafai To Nahi, Par Muhabbat Ka Sila Bhi Nahi.

Urdu Friendship Text Messages

Posted: 31 Jul 2009 01:04 PM PDT

Do Dost Thay.

Achay Dost Thay.

Bohat Achay Dost Thay.

Kafi Ziyada Achay Dost Thay.

Honay Do...

Humain Kya???

HUM Se Achay Thori Thay...

Cool Jokes Text Messages

Posted: 31 Jul 2009 01:03 PM PDT

AMAZING FACTS

An Ostrich's eye is bigger than its Brain.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

"Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
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Almost everyone who reads this will try to Lick Their Elbow. :-)

Islamic Text Messages

Posted: 31 Jul 2009 01:03 PM PDT

Jis Tarha Ye SMS Achanak Aapke Paas Aagaya Hai.

Isi Tarha Maot Bhi Achanak Aa Sakti Thi.

Agar SMS ki Jaga Maot Aajati To Kya Is Waqt Aap ALLAH Taala k Samnay Hazir Honay K Liye Tayyar Thay?

Zara Sochiye.
Kuch Nahi To Sirf Namaz Ki Pabandi Ki Niyat He Kar Len.

Please Fwd This to Every Muslim.
JazakAllah.

Islamic Text Messages

Posted: 31 Jul 2009 01:03 PM PDT

Imaging you are standing in front of Allah on Day of Judgement and you are questioned about your deeds.
And u are not quite sure about them and suddenly a Mountain of Deeds comes and you don't know from where.

It is by saying
"SubhanAllah-e-WabiHamdihi
SubhanAllah Hil Azeem."

To Double This good work share this msg if you can.

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