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| Posted: 18 Jul 2009 06:02 AM PDT Biwi(gusse me):tumare dimag to sirf gobar bhara hai. Pati(pyar se): To fir itni der se Q kha rahi ho.   |
| Posted: 18 Jul 2009 06:02 AM PDT Har mard ki life dekho to Without shadi SPIDERMAN Shadi k time SUPERMAN Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN   |
| Posted: 18 Jul 2009 06:01 AM PDT Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents   |
| Posted: 18 Jul 2009 06:01 AM PDT Employer: ?In this job we need someone who is responsible.? Applicant: ?I?m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.?   |
| Posted: 18 Jul 2009 06:00 AM PDT Rain is not only drops of water. It is the LOVE of sky 4 earth. They never meet each other but send LOVE this way. Enjoy the LOVE of naure. HAPPY RAINY DAY.   |
| Posted: 18 Jul 2009 05:59 AM PDT ik raat hoi barsaat bohat main royaa saari raat bohat har ghum tha zamaanay ka lekin main tanha tha us raat bohat phiraankh say ik saawan barsa jab seher hoi to khayaal aaya woh baadal kitna tanha tha jo barsa saari raat bohat   |
| Posted: 18 Jul 2009 05:58 AM PDT BaRish! ToO Na AAya Ker Kay Tere Aanay Say Aur Janay Kay BaaD Bhi Koi Buhat Dair Tak UdaSs RahTaa Hay!!!!   |
| Posted: 18 Jul 2009 05:57 AM PDT Beautiful Dua's From Quran-E-Kareem. 1- Ae Mere Rab! Beshak Tu Jo Bhi Bhalai Meri Taraf Utarey Ga Main Uss Ka Mohtaaj Hoon. (AL-QASAS-24) 2- Ae Mere Rab! Main Tujhe Pukar Ke Kabhi Mehroom Nahi Raha. (MARIUM-4) 3- Ae Mere Rab! Mere Liye Apne Pass Jannat Main Ghar Bana Dijiye. (AL-TEHREEM-11)   |
| Posted: 18 Jul 2009 05:57 AM PDT Farman-E-Nabwi (S.A.W) "Logon Ke Khauf Main Aa Kar Haq-Goi Se Na Rukna, Yaad Rakho! Na Tou Koi Maut Ko Qareeb Kar Sakta Hai Aur Na Hi Rizq Ko Door Kar Sakta Hai."   |
| Posted: 18 Jul 2009 05:56 AM PDT How much can sum1 care? A man suffring frm brain tumor died. His wife opned his cupboard n found sum tablets wid a letter "take them dear. U catch cold easily when u cry."   |
| Posted: 18 Jul 2009 05:56 AM PDT I'm not supposed to love you, I'm not supposed to care, I'm not supposed to live my life wishing you were there. I'm not supposed to wonder where you are or what you do... I'm sorry I can't help myself, I'm in love with you."   |
| Posted: 18 Jul 2009 05:55 AM PDT teri surat se nhi malti kesi ki surat, teri tasvir ko hum hathu me ley pharte hai.   |
| Posted: 18 Jul 2009 05:55 AM PDT CheHra roShan Ujala Ujala AkhiyOn Main KajRa Kala Kala Pairon Main Bajay Payal Payal Galay Main Chalkay Mala Mala Firaq Pah Nazm Pheeki Pheeki TeraY Husn Peh Shair Ala Ala Lams Ka Zaher Dhiray Dhiray Tu Ishaq Ka Bunti Jala Jala MuSkan LabooN Per Phaili Phaili AiteRaf-e-IsHq Bala Bala SaHeR Me Dobta Madham Madham SaHiR Ka Dil Nirala Nirala   |
| Posted: 18 Jul 2009 05:54 AM PDT 2 Men jumping frm a terrace. 1st man :This is my 50th time. I m a Guinness record holder... 2nd man:This is my 1st time. I m a PEPCO Share Holder.   |
| Posted: 18 Jul 2009 05:54 AM PDT /)..tOdAyZ tHoUghT..(\ " Don't Take The Dog As An Example, It Is Loyal To Men... Not To Other Dogs .."   |
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