Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Sms Heart

Sms Heart


Flirty Text Messages Jokes

Posted: 14 Jul 2009 02:21 PM PDT

Golden words Agar tum jise pyar karte ho


Ose na pa suko tu…
…..


Us ka number muje de do


Kya pata mere sath set ho jaye..:-)

CD 70 Bech Kar Honda 125

Posted: 14 Jul 2009 02:19 PM PDT

Phatan zor zor se roo rha tha
.
Major Rohail:
Kya hova?
.
Phatan:
Petrol ek din baad phir menga ho gya
Ur
Hum ne saste petrol k chakr mai
CD-70 baich kr
Honda 125 lelya

BMW And N 95 China

Posted: 14 Jul 2009 02:18 PM PDT

Bubbli ne ghar se bhag k shadi ki
5 din bad Bubbli rote hove waps aagae
Major Rohail:Ab kyu aai ho?
Bubbli:
Papa wo BMW ka driver nikla
N95 b china wala tha

KFC Kab Close Hota Ha ?

Posted: 14 Jul 2009 02:17 PM PDT

Phatan:
Yaar KFC kab CLOSE hoat hai?
.
Major Rohail:
KFC is open 24 hours
.
Phatan:
Purana time ya Neya time?

Funny Sardar Sms Jokes

Posted: 14 Jul 2009 02:17 PM PDT

Anti Misba:
What seems to b the problem?
.
Sardar:
My Computer screen says ENTER but how can I Enter into
This small computer without any door

Major Rohail Text Messages

Posted: 14 Jul 2009 02:16 PM PDT

Major Rohail:
Dude EGGS are extra salty today…
Tooo much Salt..why?
.
.
Waiter:
Sir hen is suffring from high blood
Pressure

Mobile Dead Hogaya Ha

Posted: 14 Jul 2009 02:15 PM PDT

Khocha Khan apna mobile
Qabristan main dfna rha the
.
Major Rohail:
Ye kya kr rhe ho
.
Khocha Khan:
Yaar dukan wale ne kha hai k
Mobile DEAD ho gya hai

Good Night Text Messages

Posted: 14 Jul 2009 02:14 PM PDT

GOD never takes a day off to
love
care
guide&
protect
us in every moment of our lives
may his presence be with you
today and always
GOOD Night

Hindi Poetry Text Messages

Posted: 14 Jul 2009 02:13 PM PDT

Sab log ye mugh say kehte hain
Nazmo say ishq Khuda jesa
Ghazlo main kaif udhaasi ka
Kis dost nay tum ko sonpa hai
Mera ik jawab hamesha say!

"IK SHAKHS SHEHAR MAY AYA THA

Urdu Poetry Text Messages

Posted: 14 Jul 2009 02:08 PM PDT

Apna aap
Aj wo muddat baad aaye
Bus yeh kehnay
Jaana
Meray saray khat lota do
Sub tasveerein kalam
Kitabein
Wapis kar do saray tohfay
Mujh say sab kuch magnay wali
Jatay jatay
Meray kamray ki chokhat par
Chorr gae hai
"APNA AAP"

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